- [Man] Okay, stand by.
Three, two, one, jump.
(eerie music)
(suspenseful music)
(glass shattering)
(suspenseful music)
(panting)
- [Bernard Narrating] Oh man.
It didn't used to be this way.
Life used to be simple and pure.
(classical music)
I just had it in me.
I heard rhythms and beats and everything everywhere.
And I could feel them.
And I learned to control them.
(knife rhythmically thudding)
(water rhythmically dripping)
(classical music)
(unsettling music)
(saw buzzing)
(muffled respirator breathing)
(saw buzzing) (unsettling music)
(grinder buzzing)
(laid back music)
(bell on door jingling)
(unsettling music)
(crowd applauding)
(crowd cheering)
(applauding)
(classical music)
(applauding)
- That's pretty good son.
Yeah, that's good Bernard, yeah.
Hands.
Hair.
That's good Bernard, good.
Hands.
Hair.
Hands.
Yeah.
Hands.
And (mimicking music) hair.
Yeah.
That's pretty good son.
Good, that's good Bernard.
That's good.
(upbeat orchestral music)
(unsettling music)
(groaning)
(screaming) (unsettling music)
- [Bernard Narrating] And after that some would say
my behavior became stranger and stranger.
(alarms ringing) (screaming)
(electricity buzzing) (water flowing)
(eerie music)
- Come on son.
(eerie music)
- Bernard.
Bernard please start.
(eerie music)
- Come on Bernard.
(eerie music)
(unsettling music)
- Are you kidding me?
What the?
(laughing)
- Bernard what have you been thinking?
You area a disgrace.
Do you know your actions will
follow you the rest of your life?
- Did you hear what she said?
- Bernard are you listening to me?
(laughing)
(unsettling music)
- You call yourself a conductor?
(laughing)
- Bernard. (laughing)
Did you hear her?
(unsettling music)
Your parents are here to see you perform.
(laughing) (unsettling music)
(screaming)
(explosion booming)
(eerie music)
- Bernard are you okay?
- Yeah.
I'm fine.
(wormy wriggling)
(laughing)
- I'll get the car.
(laughing)
- [Man] You gotta be-- (laughing)
- Jack.
Jack.
Jack what's wrong? (crying)
(wormy wriggling) (unsettling music)
(muffled talking on phone)
(eerie music)
(horn honking)
- Hey asshole.
Get out of the road!
(unsettling music)
(footsteps thudding) (eerie music)
- Brothers and sisters
the Lord wants me to be financially stable.
(sneezing)
- Bless you.
- So I can continue to be of service to you.
There-- (sneezing)
- Bless you.
- Therefor it is important that you keep me in business.
- Here you go.
- Oh Elizabeth thank you.
I love the dress today, it looks beautiful, thank you.
Jonathan, looking good my friend.
Oh thank you.
Son would you like to contribute to the Lord today?
- Oh, no, thank you very much though.
- Looks to me that you have
an awful lot of something in that bag.
- This is all I have.
It's all I ever need really.
- What is that?
- This is my saint, Saint Bernard.
(laughing)
- Well it is clear that you have a whole lot to offer.
(cash register chiming)
(eerie music)
(crazily laughing)
(groaning)
(crazily laughing)
- Ow. (crazily laughing)
No, no, stop, stop, stop.
(crazily laughing) (unnerving music)
(heartbeat thumping)
(sighing)
(heartbeat thumping)
(traffic honking)
Hey.
Hey, what are you doing?
Hey, ow!
Hey, no, no.
Hey, hey.
Stop, ow.
Stop.
Oh god. (groaning)
Oh please, oh my god.
(screaming)
Stop it.
What are you doing?
Stop it.
Stop it. (groaning)
Hey!
No more.
(unnerving music)
Stop it.
Get the fuck off.
(eerie music)
- Four score and seven fucking years ago.
(roaring)
(screaming)
(laughing)
(screaming)
(eerie music)
(rustling)
(muffled groaning) (unsettling music)
(sirens blaring)
(suspenseful music)
(chattering)
(unsettling music)
(chattering)
(frames rattling)
(motorcycle roaring)
(car honking)
(groaning)
(screaming)
(unsettling music)
- Please help me.
(speaking in a foreign language)
(unsettling music)
(chainsaw buzzing)
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no!
What are you doing?
No, no!
No, no, no.
Please let me go!
No!
(screaming) (chainsaw buzzing)
(eerie music)
(groaning)
("Under the Wheels" by The Damned)
3 Smiling faces through the ages animated innocently &
J Ever waiting, turning the pages slow
J Desperation ups the stakes
J Onto the table holding aces
3 Never pays while ever romancing gold §
& Under the skin I crawl &
J But under the wheels I fall &
& Under the skin I crawl &
(unsettling music) (cord whipping)
(sign whooshing)
(pulley creaking)
(electricity buzzing)
(machinery whirring)
(switch clacking)
(groaning)
(unsettling music)
(groaning)
(knocking on door)
- [Woman] What do you want?
- Hey.
I need help.
This is a police station right?
- [Woman] Yeah.
- Well I need police help.
Please.
- [Woman] Oh Christ.
It's open, don't steal anything.
- What the fuck?
(door knob rattling)
(water dripping)
(unsettling music)
(bottles clanging)
- Follow me.
(keys rattling)
Oh shit.
(keys rattling) (bottles clanging)
(groaning) (bottles clanging)
What's in the bag?
(unsettling music)
- It's my faith.
- Oh god damn it. (bottles clanging)
(groaning)
Shit.
The chief will see you now.
(bottles clanging) (unsettling music)
(glass shattering) (unsettling music)
(grunting)
- Might want to step back.
His oxygen tube.
(grunting)
You're standing on it.
- Oh my god.
(sighing)
I'm so sorry.
I didn't, I mean...
I mean-- - Shut the fuck up.
Step over citizen.
That's right, right there, get on there.
- I need help.
- Hold on.
Pay up.
That's it, come on, come on dig.
One more.
- I've come to turn myself in.
I'm being followed.
- Is anybody else there? - Well they're not there now.
I am being followed.
- OK, don't worry.
(chuckling)
Round and round and round she goes.
Where she stops none of your fucking business.
(chuckling)
(phones beeping)
Mashit, the survivor.
Mashit, bring me the survivor.
Survivor.
Come on Mashit, bring it over here.
There you go.
About time.
Oh yes.
- Sir.
I need help.
(mumbling)
Are you listening to me?
Sir?
Sir could you please look at me?
I need help.
They're following me.
(grunting)
(mumbling)
Sir?
- [Man] I know it's here some place.
(mumbling)
(unsettling music)
(moaning)
- Why?
Why?
(computer keyboard keys clacking)
Why?
(moaning)
Why?
(moaning)
Why?
(unsettling music)
(moaning)
Why?
(moaning)
Why?
- Sir can you please--
(sign clanging)
(moaning)
- Guilty.
Guilty.
I Toby command you to be guilty.
Guilty.
(moaning)
Guilty.
(laughing)
Guilty.
(unnerving music) Guilty.
I Toby command you to be guilty.
Guilty.
- Why?
Why? - Guilty.
Guilty.
- [Man] Why?
Why?
(laughing)
Why?
(moaning)
(laughing)
(moaning) (laughing)
(eerie music)
(dramatic music)
(wind howling)
(suspenseful music)
- All I propose is a nice hard act
of intimacy that nobody has to know about.
No strings attached.
Just think about it.
It would be ecstatic.
- Ecstatic.
Ecstatic.
- Oh boy oh boy.
- Boy oh boy.
Ecstatic.
Wait.
Static boy.
Static boy?
Static boy.
Static boy!
Static boy.
Static boy!
(unsettling music)
Hi static boy.
(unsettling music)
(farting)
(laughing)
- Oh no you don't.
Come back here.
(yelling)
Oh my...
He's amazing.
He's perfect.
Not so fast my shit soaked friend.
Look my children.
He's one of us.
We could just be one big happy, no. (laughing)
No you don't.
(moaning)
Hold on lover.
One thing you need to know about me.
I always keep my socks on.
(moaning)
(muffled singing)
(eerie music)
- Mom?
(moaning) (eerie music)
(laughing)
- Hang on Miss.
- That's Miss Roadkill to you lover.
- Now, just easy, give him back.
He belongs to me.
- But he belongs with me.
(suspenseful music)
(thudding)
(groaning)
(thudding)
(horn honking)
(screaming)
(groaning)
- You stupid bitch.
Do you know what this is gonna do to my driving record.
Not again.
(groaning) God damn it.
What a waste of time.
It's all your fault.
(thumping) (groaning)
- Please.
My leg is-- - Me, me, me.
Always whining, always bitching.
One hand on your fucking cellphone,
the other on some ugly lipstick.
(crying)
Bitch.
Screwing with my livelihood.
I'll show her.
Ruining my license.
(crying)
(suspenseful music)
This'll wake you up.
Fucking bitch.
(crying)
Won't be walking in traffic anymore will you?
(crying)
(sighing)
- Thank god, I thought he'd never leave.
So now I am like you my children. (laughing)
J Hallelujah &
♪ Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah &
J Hallelujah &
♪ Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah &
(laughing) (eerie music)
(glass shattering)
(train whooshing)
(eerie music)
(wooden thudding)
(glass shattering)
(screaming)
(groaning)
- They're coming, they're coming!
(suspenseful music)
- Right here.
- Yes, yes.
Yes!
(cheering) (uplifting orchestral music)
(laughing) (cheering)
Yes!
(crowd applauding)
(eerie music)
(water dripping)
(baton clanging)
(wind howling)
(eerie music)
(baby crying)
(eerie music)
(unsettling music)
(baby crying)
(mimicking a baby crying)
(eerie music)
(clearing throat)
- Naughty naughty.
What did you want to be?
Exactly.
You can.
Come closer.
Now what you need is a little more...
A little more time.
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock,
tick tock, tick tock, tick tock,
tick tock, tick tock, tick tock.
(unsettling music)
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock.
(machinery rustling)
Tick tock, tick tock.
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock.
Hm, that should do it.
Now be gone.
(wind howling)
(uplifting orchestral music) (crowd cheering)
- Yahoo!
(whooping)
(uplifting music)
(brakes screeching)
- Out. (door slamming)
(wind blowing)
(melancholic orchestral music)
(glass shattering)
(eerie music)
- Well, well.
Hello Bernard.
(laughing)
- Uncle Ed?
It can't be.
(muffled roaring)
- Welcome home Bernard.
Welcome home.
(muffled roaring)
Like spray painting sand on a crowded beach.
(laughing)
It may look good, won't last.
Nobody notices.
I do.
I notice.
(laughing)
(muffled roaring)
I'm glad to see you too.
Yeah, I'm glad to see you.
Oh I missed you too.
(muffled roaring) Yeah I did.
Yeah, go ahead.
(muffled roaring)
You look great.
(muffled roaring)
Progress stumbles, technology leaps.
(crying)
Aw, aw.
(crying)
- I'm so confused. - Aw.
(laughing)
(suspenseful music)
(laughing) (suspenseful music)
- You'll always be my favorite.
(glass shattering)
Down on your knees.
Yes.
They didn't tell you, huh?
Hands, hair, hands.
What are you stupid? - I don't understand.
I don't understand.
- Hands, hair. - Stop.
- Hands, hair.
Huh, huh?
(muffled roaring)
They didn't tell you huh? - Ow.
- Hands, hair.
Hands.
What are you stupid, are you, huh?
Huh, huh?
Hands.
You started it.
I didn't tell you that huh?
Where's the baton?
- Okay, stop. - Where's the baton?
You stop talking. (thwacking)
(laughing)
(whooshing) (laughing)
Oh. (laughing)
Yeah Bernard.
The baton.
(laughing)
(grunting)
(thumping)
(eerie music)
(laughing)
- What is?
What's happening?
(laughing)
(grunting)
(glass shattering)
(muffled roaring)
(laughing)
(glass shattering)
(water flowing)
(laughing)
- Bring on the deity.
(glasses shattering)
(water flowing)
(roaring)
(laughing)
Yeah.
(roaring)
(water flowing)
(growling)
(roaring)
(suspenseful music)
- Look, an angel.
(gentle harp music)
(giggling)
(unsettling music)
(gentle harp music) (giggling)
(unsettling music)
(screaming) (roaring)
(eerie music) (water flowing)
(growling)
(unnerving music)
(roaring) (screaming)
Stop it.
What are you?
(yelling)
Why, why?
(growling)
(glass shattering)
(roaring) (thudding)
(screaming)
(glass shattering)
(thudding)
(roaring)
Get away from me.
(yelling)
(roaring)
(screaming)
(roaring)
(thudding)
(roaring)
(glass shattering)
(water splashing)
(eerie music)
(heartbeat thumping) (eerie music)